tittily:

my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’

tardistoaster:

raydelblau:

benedictedcumberbabeof221:

petition for the next companion to not be a white girl in her 20s who crushes on the Doctor 

petition for the next companion to be a grumpy chinese-american grandma who complains about plot-holes and knits the doctor horrific time-travel-themed sweaters to wear when she thinks it’s cold out (most of the time)

reblogging because this is the best idea ever

posted 1 day ago

actualmenacebuckybarnes:

jeremy-ruiner:

jeremy-ruiner:

jeremy-ruiner:

natasha “undercover-employee-in-a-designer-shoe-store-because-it’s-a-good-mission-not-for-the-60%-employee-discount-fuck-off-clint” romanov

natasha “dad jokes” romanov

natasha “don’t start none. won’t be none” romanov

okay but natasha running into jensen from the losers, who immediately begins to hit on her in the most dorky/ridiculous way possible. at first, everyone thinks it’s gonna be another aisha situation which will end with guns pointed at penises but actually natasha goes toe-to-toe with jensen on the dorky jokes (she’s just more sly about it) and even when they’re apart they flirt by hacking into super protected networks and leaving coded messages for each other.

the losers meet the avengers in the worst situation possible (there are explosions. and guns pointed at penises) and in this tense stand-off natasha catches jensen’s eye and she raises her chin like, hey

and he gets this super delighted look on his face, “does this count as our third date?? i mean, if we count the 20 minutes were were on the pentagon server together!!” 

after they get things squared away, steve sidles over to natasha, “do you think …” steve cocks his head, “you think he kind of looks like me?”

"don’t flatter yourself, rogers," natasha smirks, sauntering to jensen & grabbing his butt

why ed sheeran is a lyrical genius
  • ed: it's alright to die cause death is the only thing you haven't tried but just for tonight hold on
  • ed: when my hair's all but gone and my memory fades and the crowds don't remember my name when my hands don't play the same strings the same way i know you will still love me the same
  • ed: i don't get waves of missing you anymore they're more like tsunami tides in my eyes
  • ed: you can fit me inside the necklace you got when you were sixteen next to your heartbeat where i should be keep it deep within your soul
  • ed: THEY SAY IM UP AND COMIN LIKE IM FUCKIN IN AN ELEVATOR

dobdob:

commandertano:

  1. Disney didn’t kill the EU.
  2. The EU hasn’t died unless you and everyone else let it die.
  3. Lucasfilm made the decision to create new stories.

Get to know these facts.

I spent a good minute staring at this trying to work out how Disney could possibly kill the European Union.